Saturday, 15 September 2018

Marrow?


It should be renamed 'marrow why'? God knows what anyone sees in this vegetable?
So I'm sitting there waiting for my beloved to cook lunch trying to guess what delicacy she has in store. Usually I can guess from the lovely smells coming from the kitchen. Finally I have to ask because I can't pick anything up.
You won't like it she said and then left the room. How's that as an intro to your one meal of the day? Deep down I thought she might be kidding and was going to serve up something quite delicious whilst enjoying my discomfort.
How wrong can you be! I do not like marrow. It's totally tasteless even if you 'stuff' it with meat. It's a 'waste of time' vegetable. It should be banned. End of.

Tuesday, 4 September 2018

Heart Age


Bloody hell. I've just done this and it tells me that I have a heart age of 95. Surely not. I must be well and truly fucked. And if you look closely I have tits as well. Normally I'd finish by saying see you soon but maybe I shouldn't.