Sunday, 18 March 2018

As a baby's bottom


At significant risk to my health I have to mention why I have not seen any comment on the obvious use of Botox by comrade Putin. It could be that he has achieved such a youthful looking face by other means but the fashion world needs to know. C'mon Vlad spill the beans.

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  1. We were just commenting on that yesterday! Waxy was the word which sprang to mind. May I recommend to him Boots No. 7 serum for men. It's helped me keep my early 30's look...

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    1. Early 30's would make you about 85. No amount of Boots No. 7 would help that!

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  2. I said last night that Putin looks as though he's been ironed. All creases gone!And he's 65! A weird man, and dangerous.

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  3. Agreed Jan... anyone that changes the constitution of a country so that they can stay in power is very dangerous. Any bets that Donald thinks it's a good idea? I shall ignore Alex's rude comment above and order another vat load of No.7

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  4. I'll let you into a secret, Craig. Alex says he thinks face creams are all a con, but puts cocoa butter on his. Hasn't had much effect so far.....!

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