Sunday, 7 October 2018

Provocation


I'm at my naughtiest first thing in the morning. We were both awake at 5.30 this morning and so to test her patience I asked Jan a question.
'What's the time difference between the UK and Japan?'
Now any self respecting woman would tell me to bugger off and go back to sleep. Not Jan who has the patience of a saint. She replied, '10 hours.' My gut told me that she was wrong but even I didn't want to start an argument at that time of the morning and was secretly laughing my head off at how ridiculous it all was.
To save you looking it up the answer is 8 hours.

3 comments:

  1. Good on Jan for being awake at that hour, let alone answering you. You'd be hard pressed to get a grunt out of me before my morning cup of tea!

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    1. The truth was that it was the Japanese Grand Prix on television at stupid hour and I wasn't sure what time it started.

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    2. That's the very reason I knew the answer!!

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