It started many years ago with my first ex wife. We'd be having a heated discussion about some nonsense when she'd hit me with something that I'd said or done a long time previously. That started what I call the 20 years diary. Remembering some slight insult or rubbish said many years previously but remembered.
Anyway Jan and I were talking about something and I apologised saying, "that's something for your twenty year diary."
Quick as a flash she said, "don't worry it won't be going in."
After a suitable pause she said, "that one's already full."
You had me with "my first ex wife"...
ReplyDeleteJan is as sharp as a tack. I thoroughly approve!
If you start praising her I'll never hear the end of it.
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