Tuesday, 4 September 2018

Heart Age


Bloody hell. I've just done this and it tells me that I have a heart age of 95. Surely not. I must be well and truly fucked. And if you look closely I have tits as well. Normally I'd finish by saying see you soon but maybe I shouldn't. 

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  1. And a lovely pair of breasts they are too. You need a "manzier" or "bro" to coin a "Seinfeld" from years ago. I just took the test and my heart age is 64 vs my 61 real age. The test is a bit light on details so I suspect that you might be around for a few months yet. Sorry for the late comment - just back from Bergen. Beautiful but I need to take out a loan to pay for food and beverage costs there! I knew in advance that Norway was expensive but it was even more so then a expected!

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    1. So let's get this right, I'm slowly dying whilst you are swanning around Norway. That doesn't seem right!

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